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  Comment Link cowboy verse Thursday, 29 October 2026 07:41

  Dairy farming humor: the cow knows the milking schedule better than the new hired hand.
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  Comment Link cowboys Thursday, 29 October 2026 07:39

  I’ve learned that a gate is only as strong as its weakest hinge.
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  Comment Link Farm Satire Thursday, 29 October 2026 07:34

  I’ve laughed at a country song about a tractor because mine has a similar attitude.
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  Comment Link Oklahoma stations Thursday, 29 October 2026 07:34

  The best tool in the shop is the neighbor who knows what the noise means.
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  Comment Link farm humor Thursday, 29 October 2026 07:34

  I’ve named a calf after a country singer and regretted it when the calf got famous for escaping.
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  Comment Link farm education Thursday, 29 October 2026 07:34

  Farm FM’s auction report is the farm’s version of a horse race with more paperwork.
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  Comment Link farm radio Thursday, 29 October 2026 07:34

  The best advice I ever got was “don’t stand behind the tractor.”
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  Comment Link at farm.FM Thursday, 29 October 2026 07:34

  My cows have a sixth sense for the one weak spot in a fence.
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  Comment Link farm radio Thursday, 29 October 2026 07:34

  My least favorite farm sound is silence when the engine should be starting.
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  Comment Link farm.FM jokes Thursday, 29 October 2026 07:34

  Farm FM’s market report is the farm’s version of a roller coaster with fewer screams.