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  Comment Link visit farm.FM Thursday, 29 October 2026 08:25

  The pocket knife is the most important tool on the farm and the hardest to find after you set it down.
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  Comment Link here Thursday, 29 October 2026 08:24

  I’ve learned that a fence is a negotiation, not a wall.
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  Comment Link Farm Funny Texas Thursday, 29 October 2026 08:22

  Farm FM’s market report is the farm’s version of a roller coaster with fewer screams.
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  Comment Link farm.FM Thursday, 29 October 2026 08:20

  The dairy barn at dawn is a country song with better smells and worse acoustics.
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  Comment Link Farm FM Thursday, 29 October 2026 08:20

  Ranching humor is a horse that behaves perfectly until the vet arrives.
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  Comment Link hymns Thursday, 29 October 2026 08:19

  The best farm humor comes from the gap between the plan and the reality.
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  Comment Link agribusiness news Thursday, 29 October 2026 08:18

  I can diagnose a tractor by sound, unless the sound is “normal,” which is suspicious.
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  Comment Link agribusiness news Thursday, 29 October 2026 08:18

  The farm is a community disguised as a bunch of people working alone.
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  Comment Link livestock Thursday, 29 October 2026 08:18

  Country music has taught me that “home” can mean a house, a field, or the cab of a truck.
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  Comment Link https://farm.fm/news/ Thursday, 29 October 2026 08:18

  I don’t need a gym membership; I have a five-gallon bucket, a stubborn calf, and a hill.