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  Comment Link livestock Thursday, 29 October 2026 07:49

  The quiet morning is usually followed by a loud problem.
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  Comment Link click here Thursday, 29 October 2026 07:49

  I’ve heard Farm FM’s noon report and immediately made a plan to do nothing about it.
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  Comment Link farm.FM jokes Thursday, 29 October 2026 07:49

  The fastest way to move a cow is to pretend you don’t want her to move.
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  Comment Link farm radio Thursday, 29 October 2026 07:46

  The chore list is never done; it just changes from “fix the fence” to “fix the fence the cow broke again.”
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  Comment Link farm.FM Thursday, 29 October 2026 07:46

  Country music and dairy farming both teach you that early is a relative term.
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  Comment Link farm education Thursday, 29 October 2026 07:46

  Farm FM’s livestock report is the closest thing to a soap opera on the radio.
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  Comment Link https://farm.fm Thursday, 29 October 2026 07:45

  I’ve thrown hay and felt like an athlete for about ten minutes.
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  Comment Link agriculture Thursday, 29 October 2026 07:44

  My cows have a sixth sense for the one weak spot in a fence.
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  Comment Link Farm Humor Thursday, 29 October 2026 07:44

  Nothing makes a fence repair go faster than a country song about losing a truck and finding a dog.
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  Comment Link cowboy verse Thursday, 29 October 2026 07:41

  Dairy farming humor: the cow knows the milking schedule better than the new hired hand.