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  Comment Link Farm Humor Tuesday, 10 November 2026 16:35

  I’ve milked cows to a ballad and fed calves to a honky-tonk—both worked.
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  Comment Link Farm Humorous News Tuesday, 10 November 2026 16:34

  The best fence is the one you don’t have to think about until it’s too late.
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  Comment Link at farm.FM Tuesday, 10 November 2026 16:34

  Winter farming is just chore time with extra layers and fewer feeling in your fingers.
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  Comment Link farm food Tuesday, 10 November 2026 16:34

  Ranching and country radio both reward a good memory and a better sense of humor.
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  Comment Link farm humor Tuesday, 10 November 2026 16:34

  I’ve learned to lift with my legs, unless the thing is heavy, then I lift with the tractor.
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  Comment Link Farm FM Tuesday, 10 November 2026 16:33

  The hay bale is a unit of measurement for effort and regret.
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  Comment Link https://farm.fm/farm-humor/ Tuesday, 10 November 2026 16:33

  I’ve rounded a bolt and learned a new vocabulary word.
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  Comment Link hymns Tuesday, 10 November 2026 16:33

  “We’ll fix it when we get time” are the two most common lies on a farm.
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  Comment Link at farm.FM Tuesday, 10 November 2026 16:33

  I’ve heard a country song about rain and felt personally thanked by the hay field.
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  Comment Link hymns Tuesday, 10 November 2026 16:33

  Dairy farming humor: the bulk tank is full, the coffee is cold, and Farm FM is playing a sad song.