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  Comment Link poems Tuesday, 10 November 2026 18:59

  I’ve listened to Farm FM while calving and felt like the radio host was holding the flashlight.
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  Comment Link farming Tuesday, 10 November 2026 18:59

  The best way to get a tractor unstuck is to call a neighbor and pretend you meant to park there.
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  Comment Link https://farm.fm Tuesday, 10 November 2026 18:59

  I’ve spent more on horse shoes than on my own shoes, and I’m not mad.
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  Comment Link Farm.FM Tuesday, 10 November 2026 18:59

  I’ve had lunch at noon and dinner at midnight during harvest.
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  Comment Link https://farm.fm/farm-radio/ Tuesday, 10 November 2026 18:57

  Ranching humor is “the fence is fine” said by someone who hasn’t walked it.
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  Comment Link agribusiness news Tuesday, 10 November 2026 18:56

  The cows know the routine better than I do, which is why they’re always waiting at the wrong gate.
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  Comment Link farm.FM jokes Tuesday, 10 November 2026 18:54

  I’ve danced in the milk parlour—briefly, badly, and only when the cows were elsewhere.
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  Comment Link livestock Tuesday, 10 November 2026 18:54

  The best accessory for a farm truck is a chain and a friend with a bigger truck.
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  Comment Link humor Tuesday, 10 November 2026 18:54

  Dairy farming humor: the cow knows the milking schedule better than the new hired hand.
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  Comment Link farm.fm Tuesday, 10 November 2026 18:54

  The dairy parlour at 4 a.m. is a country song with machines instead of steel guitar.