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  Comment Link farm.FM jokes Tuesday, 10 November 2026 19:34

  Country music is just farm life with a steel guitar and better lighting.
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  Comment Link Texas stations Tuesday, 10 November 2026 19:34

  The cows know the routine better than I do, which is why they’re always waiting at the wrong gate.
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  Comment Link https://farm.fm/farm-humor/ Tuesday, 10 November 2026 19:33

  I’ve learned that a rainbow after a storm is nature’s way of saying “maybe tomorrow.”
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  Comment Link source Tuesday, 10 November 2026 19:31

  Dairy farming humor: the cow that gives the most milk is the one that kicks the bucket.
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  Comment Link Farm.FM Tuesday, 10 November 2026 19:31

  The best farm wisdom is “it’ll be fine” said with just enough doubt to be funny.
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  Comment Link farm.FM jokes Tuesday, 10 November 2026 19:30

  The dairy cows have a favorite song, and it’s whatever plays while the feed arrives.
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  Comment Link Farm FM Tuesday, 10 November 2026 19:29

  I’ve eaten breakfast at dawn and lunch at the wheel.
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  Comment Link Farm Satire Tuesday, 10 November 2026 19:29

  I’ve grown tomatoes that were smaller than the effort it took to grow them.
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  Comment Link farm.FM radio Tuesday, 10 November 2026 19:29

  Farm FM’s request hour is the only time my tractor cab feels like a barn dance.
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  Comment Link gospel hymns Tuesday, 10 November 2026 19:29

  Farm FM’s auction report is the farm’s version of a horse race with more paperwork.