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  Comment Link farm humor Wednesday, 28 October 2026 21:37

  Dairy farming humor: the only thing that moves faster than a cow is the morning.
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  Comment Link hymns Wednesday, 28 October 2026 21:36

  I’ve seen a farmer win an argument with a gate and still lose to the cow.
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  Comment Link ranching Wednesday, 28 October 2026 21:36

  My retirement plan is a good pair of boots and a fence that stays up.
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  Comment Link Farm.FM Wednesday, 28 October 2026 21:36

  I’ve learned that a farm is a place where you can be alone and still never get any privacy.
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  Comment Link source Wednesday, 28 October 2026 21:35

  The ranch radio plays Farm FM, and the cattle pretend not to have opinions.
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  Comment Link ranching Wednesday, 28 October 2026 21:35

  The hardest part of farm life is convincing people you’re busy when you work from home; the second hardest is stopping work when you live at work.
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  Comment Link source Wednesday, 28 October 2026 21:35

  The best way to double your money in farming is to fold it and put it back in your pocket.
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  Comment Link cowboy verse Wednesday, 28 October 2026 21:35

  Farm FM’s weather report is my favorite fiction until it’s right.
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  Comment Link farm.FM jokes Wednesday, 28 October 2026 21:33

  The machine will tell you what’s wrong if you listen, but it usually tells you too late.