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  Comment Link farm.FM website Tuesday, 10 November 2026 17:43

  I’ve learned to lift with my legs, unless the thing is heavy, then I lift with the tractor.
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  Comment Link poems Tuesday, 10 November 2026 17:43

  I’ve seen a temporary fence last longer than the barn it was protecting.
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  Comment Link hymns Tuesday, 10 November 2026 17:43

  I don’t have a green thumb; I have a thumb that’s been hit by a hammer enough to be useful.
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  Comment Link humor Tuesday, 10 November 2026 17:43

  The garden is a gamble where the house always wins and the weeds are the house.
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  Comment Link farming Tuesday, 10 November 2026 17:42

  Ranching humor is a bull that respects the fence until the day you brag about it.
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  Comment Link Farm FM Tuesday, 10 November 2026 17:42

  The cows know the routine better than I do, which is why they’re always waiting at the wrong gate.
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  Comment Link Farm Funny Texas Tuesday, 10 November 2026 17:42

  I don’t need a vacation; I just need the rain to stop for three days.
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  Comment Link poems Tuesday, 10 November 2026 17:42

  Dairy cows are the toughest critics of my singing and the most loyal audience.
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  Comment Link Farm FM Tuesday, 10 November 2026 17:42

  I’ve heard Farm FM’s forecast and immediately moved the hay, then watched it not rain.
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  Comment Link poems Tuesday, 10 November 2026 17:42

  I’ve laughed at a country lyric about a tractor because mine has a sense of humor called rust.