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  Comment Link source Tuesday, 10 November 2026 18:10

  My tractor has two speeds: too slow and “why is that smoking?”
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  Comment Link ranching Tuesday, 10 November 2026 18:10

  Farm FM’s morning report is the farm’s version of a weather report and a pep talk.
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  Comment Link here Tuesday, 10 November 2026 18:09

  The only thing more dramatic than a country ballad is a heifer that won’t go in the milking parlour.
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  Comment Link Texas stations Tuesday, 10 November 2026 18:09

  I’ve built fences with more creative solutions than a Nobel Prize winner.
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  Comment Link Farm FM Tuesday, 10 November 2026 18:09

  Country songs about dirt roads are more accurate when the road is actually dirt.
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  Comment Link farm education Tuesday, 10 November 2026 18:09

  Farm FM’s forecast said “clear,” and my hay field heard “you’re welcome.”
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  Comment Link farm satire Tuesday, 10 November 2026 18:09

  Farm FM’s weather report is the reason I know the difference between hope and a forecast.
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  Comment Link agribusiness news Tuesday, 10 November 2026 18:09

  The dairy cows seem to milk faster when the radio is on, or maybe I just move faster.
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  Comment Link farm.fm Tuesday, 10 November 2026 18:09

  I’ve learned that agriculture is a gamble, a science, and a stand-up routine.
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  Comment Link click here Tuesday, 10 November 2026 18:09

  Dairy farming humor: “I’m off today” means I’m only doing the morning and evening milking.